Ant is gobsmacked by the amount of Ketchup I consume. I think I would be too if I wasn’t used to it. I can quite happily get through a bottle a day which is, well, wrong. I don’t know what it is about the stuff, I just love it. Actually, I think it’s something to do with my penchant for sweet and sour. It took me years to convince my mum it was nothing to do with or an insult to her cooking. Anyway, I’m sure there’s a Ketchupholics Anonymous somewhere in town…